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"My LIVER is EVIL and I must PUNISH it!" - Iron Man

"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"The last five miles are always the worst" - Iron Man running the The Sharon Norbury 5 Mile race - 1st June 2003

"Work is the curse of the drinking class" - Oscar Wilde

"My body is a temple, the Taj Mahal" - Iron Man (A curry house in Gravesend!)

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world" - KaiserWilhelm

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humprey Bogart.

"You don't have to be Posh to swallow Becks." - The Becks Brewery!.

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -- Plato

"DRINK!" - Father Jack

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."